Behold the way our fine Stetsoned friend
his tight jeans doth parade
You knowest not
my focused friend
the picture you have made.

Your chiseled brow
and your touseled hair
display your good intent.
You noble, upright, truthful, sincere
and very sexy gent.

You're my funny Valenti
Sweet, wily Valenti
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks aren't laughable,
but photographable
And you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure more than Greek?
Are your jeans a little chic?
When I watch you this week, are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay foxy Valenti, stay
Each day is Valenti's Day.